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This is some stuff I found on the web.  You have to laugh about the creativity of some people.  I love my fords.

Ford Acronyms:

  • Fix Or Repair Daily
  • Found On Road Dead
  • Fails On Rainy Days
  • Forget Off Road Driving
  • Fought Off Recall Demands
  • Fast Only Rolling Downhill
  • Factory Ordered Road Disaster
  • For Off Road Death
  • Flip Over Read Directions
  • Four Old Rusted Doors
  • Fixed On Race Day
  • Ford Owner's Really Dumb
  • For Only Retarded Drivers
  • Future ORgan Donor
  • Ford Owners Recommend Dodge
  • it Freaking Only Runs Downhill
  • Flipped Over Reservation Decoration
  • Fat Old Rusted Dog
  • Forget On Race Day
  • Found On Roadside Destroyed
  • Fixed-up Old Repossesed Dodge
  • Funky Old Road Dog
  • Flipped Over Rebuilt Dodge
  • Found Old Rebuilt Dodge
  • Found On Rubbish Dump
  • Backwards... Driver Returns On Foot
  • Backwards... Don't Ride Over Fifty

This is what some of the Ford products should be called
Ford:
  • Explorer=Exploder
  • Taurus=Tortoise
  • Mustang=Mudstain
  • Expedition=Expiration
  • Probe=Problem
  • Thunderbird=Thunderturd
  • Contour=Cracktour
  • Excursion=Explosion

    Lincoln:
  • Town Car=Clown Car

    Mercury:
  • Mystique=Mistake
  • Villager=Pillager
  • Grand Marquis=Grand Monkey
  • Cougar=Bougar
  • Sable=Unstable

Jesus was a Ford man, he walked everywhere he went.

Do you know why ford made their symbol the way they did? It says ford in the center and then it has a chrome outlining, they just circled thier problem.

Why are there sidewalks beside most streets and highways? So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.

A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollypop." The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said "Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two lolly pops." She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way. The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole bag of lollypops!" Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"

Ashes to ashes,
dust to dust.
If it wasn't for our Fords,
our tools would rust.

Buy a Ford and you buy the best. Drive the first mile and walk the rest.

Jack: My parents just bought me a Ford Mustang.
John: So what did you do to them to piss them off?

I could never keep a Ford under me, I was always under the Ford.

Why is this country so far in debt? Because the President drives a Ford.

If Ford means First on race day, it is only because it is still there from the last race day.

From the past 10 years about 90% of Fords are still on the road, the other 10% made it home.

How do you double the value of a Ford? Put gas in it.
Here I sit
All broken-hearted
Bought a Ford
That almost started

I bought a Ford
And got it loaded
It laid down
And then exploded

I took it in
To get repaired
No such thing
Ford ain't prepared

Got it home
In great disgust
Now it sits
Collecting dust

When it died
My friends agreed
It's one less chance
To hit a tree

The price you pay
To own a Ford
Is just one side
Of a double-edged sword